Okay, time for an update about E.L.E.M.E.N.T.S. aka Ecological Lasting Enterprises Made Especially Neutral Thanks to Shal5. We are a diplomatic organization trying to keep everybody happy, and we have just settled in sector G-34D7. I, Shal5 is the founder, spiritual leader and CEO of the organization. As for me, My full name is Shal5 Flores, which you might think is a wierd name, and I agree that it is. The story is as simple as that my parents died before they gave me a name, and I ended up on the streets as an Orphan. I was often bullied by the older kids and the leader of the bullies was no other than Thor Strindberg, Leader of Strindberg Inc. But one day when Thor and the other Bullies threw me out on the Ocean, and I couldn't even swim, but I drifted away to an island populated by only one family, and they decided to adopt me. But to adopt me they had to register me, and I had to get added to the systems, so I put some DNA into the name machine, and it registered my last name as Flores, and for the first name, the machine probably had a bug involving giving people weird names, since it ended up on Shal5. And after some research, me and my family found out that none other than Helena Flores is my ancestor!
I'll update more on my lifestory later, See, ya!